We sell socks, socks and socks. If you’ve got feet, we’ve got the socks for them. If you’ve got one foot, we’ll sell you one sock and another one to match it. If you’ve got three feet we can sell you 3 socks plus a spare in case one wears out. If you have no feet, surely you must have some friends who need socks. We have men’s socks, women’s socks, work socks, formal socks, casual socks, long socks, short socks, over knee socks, woolly socks, sports socks, thermal socks, non-elastic socks, slipper socks, toe socks, fashion socks, character socks, bed socks, walking socks and novelty socks. Great for Christmas stocking fillers – or is that feet? Did I mention we also sell socks?

If socks aren’t your thing, we have gloves and hats. If you need a hand, we’ve got gloves. If you want to get ahead, get a hat.

Need laces? We’ve got them. Formal shoes, sports shoes, boots, long, medium and short, white, black, brown, rasta, neon and funky. If you want two different coloured neon laces, we’ll sell them to you.

Finally did I mention our socks?